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Strange bumpersticker:

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We are female.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated!
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Crap, they're recruiting? Scary world.

"Your gender uniqueness will be added to the collective. In time, the collective will be able to open pickle jars."

Not to be too offensive, my gender's primary purpose is propagation and opening pickle jars.

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apryl_knight
Aug. 16th, 2004 06:48 am (UTC)
"In time the collective will also be able to lift boxes and fix engines, as well."

*grin*
fletcher
Aug. 16th, 2004 06:57 am (UTC)
.. you forgot about bugs.

we kill the bugs.

and take out the garbage.
baktre
Aug. 16th, 2004 07:54 am (UTC)
Given the context of recruiting for the female gender, I went a whole other direction with the pickle jars. *whew* Glad you explained it at the end. :)
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