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Spam Update:

"Liquid Lust Magic!"

"Our perfume has real human sexual attractant in it."

"Pick up the opposite gender like a magnet press here."


"I'm proof against assassinsPerhaps you had an idea that when you had killed me you could rob me of my valuable possessions; but they wouldn't be a particle of use to a scoundrel like you, I assure you! Good morning Before the surprised and baffled scientist could collect himself sufficiently to reply, the boy was soaring far above his head and searching for a convenient place to alight, that he might investigate the charms of this famed city of Paris"

I LOVE this new literary spam :)

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apryl_knight
Sep. 3rd, 2004 06:46 pm (UTC)
"Pick up the opposite gender like a magnet press here."

*pictures Jacob walking down the street while women come flying at him, sticking to his clothing*

Eventually, you know, it'll be to heavy to move.

*grin*

April
spottylogic
Sep. 4th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)
We'll have to test it v. the repulsive qualities of my favorite shirts. Liberal dose of Liquid Lust Magic applied to a blue leopard print faux fur club shirt. Let's see what happens...
baktre
Sep. 4th, 2004 09:16 am (UTC)
*kerstick*

:)
spottylogic
Sep. 4th, 2004 10:19 am (UTC)
"Attracts opposite sex and coyotes" is not to my knowledge a selling point :)
apryl_knight
Sep. 4th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
I think it depends on whether or not you're looking to attract women who are really into coyotes...

*grin*

squeakymaus
Sep. 10th, 2004 03:01 pm (UTC)
Uhm, new sign on the front of the apt complex: 'Coyotes in creek, keep pets indoors'. Would it be too wrong to feed the coyotes some of those small, nervous, mean, ratlike dogs that sing-people who live in apartments seem to like to keep?
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