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Oct. 20th, 2004

JHVH-1: You may walk in the coolness of my garden, and eat any fruit
you find therein, save the fruit of the tree of knowledge. For if you
eat of it, you shall surely die.

ADAM: No problem, sir.

JHVH-1: Excuse me?

ADAM: Heard loud and clear, your prime mover-ness. Hadn't planned to.

JHVH-1: You won't eat the tree of knowledge? You shall not, it is
commanded.

ADAM: Noted and seconded, Lord.

JHVH-1: Mmm. Forbidden.

ADAM: I gathered that, Lord.

JHVH-1: Nummy.

ADAM: I wouldn't know, king of the heavens.

JHVH-1: Well, then. Good...small creature built in my image. [ADAM preens.]
I will just be getting on with that constitutional monarchy thing.

ADAM: Can I help?

JHVH-1: No. [ADAM plays with sticks.]

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fletcher
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:21 pm (UTC)
If you have not yet, you must must must must read 'Pastoralia' by George Saunders.

Go. Get thee to a library and/or bookstore.

You will thank me.
spottylogic
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:24 pm (UTC)
I *KNOW* I knowthat name. What else has Sauders done?
ladyaponi
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
If you ever make it out to New York we have to do lunch.

xoxo
spottylogic
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
I know I'm going to try to get up there for a wedding next fall (fall, right?). I can meet all the neat girls with cute-doll-icons at once :)
fletcher
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:37 pm (UTC)
Amazon lists 'The Very Persistent Gappers of Frip' and 'Civilwarland in Bad Decline'

I may have to pick those up.
spottylogic
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:40 pm (UTC)
Yes, I must have read that author. I just can't place it. Sounds up my alley, though :)
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