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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
Betty Sue wasn't enjoying working.
Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. H. Jackson Brown
That librarian isn't enjoying jumping at the company.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
I don't hate studying in London.
About the necessity of compromise
Weren't those plumbers practicing talking last month?

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this...is practically found poetry. In fact:
Don't go around 
saying the world owes you a living; 
    around the world
    saying the world around
    nothing. The world owes you 
    nothing. It was here
    first
the world owes you nothing; it was here first. 
Betty Sue wasn't enjoying working. 
Don't say you don't have enough time. 
    Don't say you have Mother Teresa, Albert Einstein. 
    The librarian isn't enjoying Albert Einstein.
    Betty sue the librarian.
    Sue the librarian. 
    It was here
    first.
    You have exactly Mother Teresa.
You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were 
given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, 
Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and 
Albert Einstein. H. Jackson Brown 
That librarian isn't enjoying jumping at the company. 
    I am right.
    You have exactly the world.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. 
    I am right. Betty Sue wasn't studying in London.
    The librarian wasn't studying in London.
    The librarian owes you the world.
I don't hate studying in London. 
About the necessity of compromise 
    Compromise. Betty Sue. Compromise. Thomas Jefferson.
    I don't hate studying about the necessesity of compromise.
    Betty Sue owes you nothing, Thomas Jefferson. and Albert Einstein.
    The world owes you compromise.
Weren't those plumbers practicing talking last month? 
    Leonardo da Vinci, those plumbers owe you the world.
    Those plumbers
    practicing compromise.

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mungojelly
Jan. 16th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
spams are so interesting these days, they're almost redeeming themselves

almost

<3
spottylogic
Jan. 17th, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC)
I do check them occasionally, because some of the semiquasirandom words and literary quotes are, once in a while, quite beautiful.
fizzitt
Jan. 17th, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)
That's...oddly beautiful.

I got curious, and ran the same text through a Markov chain generator to see what something a bit more dadaist would sound like. Edited version below.



Don't go around saying the same number of hours per day that I'm right. I don't have enough time. You have changed, but not the necessity of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo.

My opinions may have changed, but not the world owes you nothing; it was here first. My opinions may have enough time. You have enough time. You have exactly the company. My opinions may have enough time. You have enough time. You have exactly the world owes you don't have enough time. You have exactly the world owes you a living; the same number of compromise.

Weren't those plumbers practicing talking last month? Don't say you a living; the necessity of hours per day that I'm right. Don't say you nothing; it was here first.

About the fact that I'm right. I don't hate studying in London. About the necessity of compromise. Weren't those plumbers practicing talking last month? Don't go around saying the company. My opinions may have exactly the company. My opinions may have enough time. You have enough time. You have enough time. You have exactly the necessity of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo.

My opinions may have changed, but not the world owes you don't have changed, but not the world owes you nothing; it was here first. Betty Sue wasn't enjoying working. Don't say you a living; the world owes you a living; the necessity of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo.

jerseytude
Jan. 17th, 2005 05:39 pm (UTC)
When I get Garage Band II, I'm *so* putting this to Soul Coughing-esque music.
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