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May. 9th, 2005

For your protection
In the men's room, over the toilet, there are great rings of light paper.

They are marked "Provided by the management for your protection."

That's very generous, I thought, and took the box home with me.

I have not found what they protect against, or what they abjure.

I burned both my thumbs quite badly when I used them as a hot pad. The neighbor's dog bit me soundly, though I had one pinned to my shirt. And they are not quite wide enough to wear in the car, should I be involved in a traffic accident.

I returned them, with a thank you note, respectfully telling them that I appreciate their concern, but in the future, would like more clarity in my instructions.

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shockwave77598
May. 9th, 2005 08:51 am (UTC)
*smirks* Those are the rings of power. You are supposed to take them to the top of Mt. Doom and flush them :)
spottylogic
May. 9th, 2005 09:07 am (UTC)
Clarity! So they DON'T ward off vampires..
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