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I notice that our book package "Food and Fun" includes the title "Our Baby." Is that food? Is that fun? I am confusled.

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fletcher
Oct. 17th, 2003 03:48 pm (UTC)
SOMEONE ATE THE BABY
Titled "Dreadful" in 'Where the Sidewalk Ends' by Shel Silverstein

Someone ate the baby.
It's rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won't be out to play.

We'll never hear her whiney cry
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We'll never hear her asking "Why?"
Someone ate the baby.

Someone ate the baby.
It's absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby
'Cause the baby isn't here.

We'll give away her toys and clothes.
We'll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, "That's the way it goes."
Someone ate the baby.

Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the baby
Though she wasn't very sweet.

It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven't got a clue.
I simply can't imagine who
Would go and (burp) eat the baby.
poppinjaye
Oct. 17th, 2003 05:16 pm (UTC)
Look again
Um, Spotty?

Are you sure that was *CHICKEN* in the refrigerator?

...
spottylogic
Oct. 17th, 2003 05:31 pm (UTC)
Bleah!
poppinjaye
Oct. 17th, 2003 05:34 pm (UTC)
(insert obligatory Soylent Green joke here)
texasfanboy
Oct. 18th, 2003 07:12 pm (UTC)
Having flashbacks to "A modest proposal?"
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