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My Best Girl Scout Cookie Story:

Small Girl Scout Creature, lurking outside grocery store, Maybe Age 8: "Would you like to buy a box of girl scout cookies?"
Cheapskate Hyena: "No, thank you. They contain hallucinogens."
Small Girl Scout Creature: "That's why we sell so MANY of them."
Mom: "Eeek!"

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spotweld
Jan. 26th, 2006 06:59 am (UTC)
Which is more fun, corrupting the young, or finding out they've already beating you to it?
atalantapendrag
Jan. 26th, 2006 07:58 am (UTC)
Ah, so that's why they're so expensive.
itza
Jan. 26th, 2006 09:11 am (UTC)
That's Hilarious! :D

My favorite kid story...

4 y.o.: Why do some kids speak only Spanish?
Itza: Some families speak Spanish just like your family speaks only English. Some families speak other languages, like French, or Japanese. And some families speak Klingon.
4 y.o.: What's Klingon?
Older kid walking up: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THESE KIDS!?!?


p.s. sorry I didn't get much chance to talk to you guys last monday night. I hope you had fun!
spottylogic
Jan. 26th, 2006 10:46 am (UTC)
Oh, we had a good time :) It'd been a long time since we'd hung out with the other furries, and that was a pretty good crowd, barring a little breakout of assburger syndrome or whatever. I need to bring a seltzer bottle with me. YOU! You're taking this con too seriously! *SQUIRT* You! You're being a Scrabble asshat! *SQUIRT* You! Don't be Kink! *SQUIRT*

Ah, petty agression...

(Anonymous)
Jan. 26th, 2006 12:51 pm (UTC)
So pretty good crowds deserve being seltzered? I wonder what bad crowds get. =)
spottylogic
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
Live ants!
synj_munki
Jan. 26th, 2006 10:36 am (UTC)
that's hillarious... i'm glad i swallowed the potato before i read it.
rossperk
Jan. 26th, 2006 12:54 pm (UTC)
Fabulous! That's just awesome.
kt_kat
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
No cookies?
Aww. I was a Small Girl Scout Creature once. My mother was even cookie mom for a few years. A garage full of cookies you can't eat...pure torture.
strigine
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:39 pm (UTC)
Re: No cookies?
I was an even Smaller Girl Scout Creature for a year. And my mom was cookie mom!

And then the troop leader absconded with all the cookie money.

True story.
strigine
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:40 pm (UTC)
Awesome.
themiskyra
Jan. 26th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
Dammit. I've been craving Girl Scout Cookies all day now, and your story made it worse! Flashbacks, maaaaan...
spottylogic
Jan. 26th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)
Same here...Oh, those Samoan cookies are wooonderful...
guardian_lm
Feb. 2nd, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
Are they made from real Samoans?
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