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Are you concentrating a lot on getting and keeping your erection?

You no longer have the anxiety over losing your erection at any moment ,
and you can once again relax and concentrate on your partner's pleasure.
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Hang on...I've got an erection, and I'm worrying about my partner's pleasure? Boy, has this person targeted the wrong gender :)

Heh. Revelling in stereotypes. Anyway, I'm not sure whatever service they're selling is worth it. The last time I lost my erection, I was able to find it at that flea market on Burnet and 51st. The guy wanted $22.50 for it, but I got him to throw in the flocked velvet statue of Castro for $25.

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emalinetothemax
Apr. 11th, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC)
This reminds me of a Butthole Surfers' song called Detachable Penis, where the detachable penis was lost at a party, and later that day the narrator ends up finding it for sale on St. Mark's Place and haggles the price down to $17.
spottylogic
Apr. 21st, 2006 10:09 am (UTC)
*nodnod* It's on my MP3 rotation at work.
songcoyote
May. 1st, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
Did the statue of Castro help you keep your erection?

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
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