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Hee hee...penal...

From the dress requirements for the Austin Gay Pride Parade:

"...the minimum attire for men appearing hin the Parade will be clothing no smaller htan jogging/running shorts and tank tops. No posing straps, "speedo-type" bathing suits, G-strings, ...or panties will be permitted to appear in the parade...For an example, but not limitation,any person wearing chaps will be required to have jeans or other suitable attire under such chaps to prevent public viewing of parts of the anatomy which violates 43.21 et seq. or any other sections of the Texas Penal Code."

Snicker.

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skullfaced
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
When /is/ the Pride Parade? I'm not doing anything this summer, so me and the Falc just might come to see it...seeing as the closest thing we have to a Pride Parade here in BCS is Coming Out/Gay Awareness Week. >_>
spottylogic
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
Eeek--it's tonight!
http://austinprideparade.sitestreet.org/
Starts at 7:30-ish. But Pridefest is next week.
skullfaced
Jun. 3rd, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Damn.
We may be able to come in next week, but I'm not sure...A-kon is next weekend. We'll see.
texasfanboy
Jun. 4th, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
Wait, you're having the gay pride parade during the ROT rally?

Brain...twitching...
spottylogic
Jun. 4th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
I think they're scheduled for overlapping membership?
texasfanboy
Jun. 4th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
Ahhh. Hence the "please wear undies with your gay biker chaps" rule. Got it.

All makes sense now.
drleo
Jun. 3rd, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
Personally, I think that's a good thing. I always thought the wanton sex acts and things meant to shock people rather than just make them aware of the gay community (which I thought was the whole point) was counterproductive.

I wonder how many people will show up in a state of undress anyway.
spottylogic
Jun. 4th, 2006 03:30 am (UTC)
But Leo...penal code--peeenal code...
It's just funner the second time...
drleo
Jun. 4th, 2006 03:32 am (UTC)
It was funny, the first time I heard it when I was 15...
edthehyena
Jun. 4th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
Spotty's still there :)
spottylogic
Jun. 4th, 2006 04:49 am (UTC)
Peeenal...
tenar10r
Jun. 5th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)
They have to conform to code? What if they are not up to spec.?
spottylogic
Jun. 5th, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
Oh, I hope the offending articles are confiscated :)
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