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Of course, with an opening line like that, there's no way this poem wouldn't come out a little homoerotic. But at least it's short :)

Fast Food

burger me.
press me between two buns
and slather me with sauce,
and if you must, adorn me
with ketchup or a leaf
of slightly wilted lettuce,
a bit of onion, or
damn the condiments and take me plain,
just eat me, consume me,
and let me clog your heart.

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saltcellar
Jun. 10th, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
Damn. I was looking forward to a hamburger, but now it seems too, uh, gay.
spottylogic
Jun. 11th, 2006 01:04 am (UTC)
Yeah, well, what can I say?
jaggers
Jun. 11th, 2006 08:05 am (UTC)
Hello Mr. Spotty! :)

So tell me... what's so logical about your spots, hmmmmmm?
spottylogic
Jun. 11th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
Very little. More indicative of a sporadic and frequent breakdown of logic, as in my chronically not being a feasox.
jaggers
Jun. 11th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
Ah! Well don't give up! If you keep on trying, maybe someday you'll discover the path to feasoxhood... =)
spottylogic
Jun. 11th, 2006 07:03 pm (UTC)
I thought it was 38th and Washington, turn right on Martin Luther King, get to the highway and go north for three miles, take the Larson Exit, then the third left after the four-way stop?
jaggers
Jun. 11th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
Well dude, if you know the way, then what're you waiting for???

I assure you being a feasox is much much better than a yena. For one thing, you'll smell a whole lot better!
spottylogic
Jun. 11th, 2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
*Looks dubious* I can't think of anything that would be gamier than something doubly cursed by the Vulpes and Mustelidia family! Eww...stinky mammals...
jaggers
Jun. 11th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
Hey now... that's a cheap shot! Its not the first time someone has used my genetics to accuse me of unpleasant odors...

I'll have you know that in addition to being 50% fox and 50% weasel, we're also 100% feline! We keep ourselves nice and clean *nodnodnodnodz*
poppinjaye
Jun. 12th, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
This is excellent. I think you should make T-shirts ;)
spottylogic
Jun. 12th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'll get my mom's church bookstore to sell them :)
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