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Lying about my age--

My mother was trying to remember how old I am. She was thinking, maybe 33.

So...she asked me, "Are you Jesus yet?"

Well, I've often thought so.

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athene1765
Mar. 5th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
Well, you've got the hair going for you. It's a definite plus, even if you haven't grown any on your face yet.

But -- and this is such a sad state on reaching that next set of single digits -- you don't have worshipers and you haven't, as far as I know, stood on top of a hill and told people how they ought to be acting. I don't even think you've ridden on a donkey or been roundly denounced by both secular and religious leaders on being a darn blasphemer.

Slacker.
spottylogic
Mar. 5th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
I have so ridden on a donkey! And so far as worshippers go, I'm trying to make a case for divine apotheosis through egotheism.
athene1765
Mar. 5th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
I think you can do that up to spell level 2 or 3 in D&D.
spottylogic
Mar. 5th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
Ah, no, not precisely true. You can gain spells through self-worship to level 3 in 2nd edition, but I'm not sure there are rules for becoming a god because you self-evidently are one.

Ach, if only facetious humor were a sellable commodity :)
athene1765
Mar. 5th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
You can always write for Pyramid...

...incidentally, what is that hyena doing to that 20-sider?
spottylogic
Mar. 6th, 2007 12:04 am (UTC)
Counting the sides?
darklingfox
Mar. 6th, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
Cute icon!

Hyena gods play with dice...
nightfolf
Mar. 6th, 2007 07:24 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday Spotty Spot! =)
spottylogic
Mar. 6th, 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
Yay! Another year of denial :)
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