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At my membership committee meeting at church yesterday, one of the other members bought pizza from Papa John's.

The side of the box said: "This pizza prepared for you by Christ"

How very.

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herefox
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:31 pm (UTC)
I honestly think that the fact that during the second coming he's decided that he should work making pizza may just make me convert!

Except not.
spottylogic
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:32 pm (UTC)
The tragic thing is, it took a major act of God for us to finally get our order right :)
khime
Dec. 10th, 2007 06:58 pm (UTC)
We often get our Papa John's pizza prepared by Christ. Given that the person placing the order is Jewish, we find this hilarious.
spottylogic
Dec. 10th, 2007 07:03 pm (UTC)
Huh...this is a running thing? It was almost certainly the same Papa John's, since my church is on Grover and 49th...
atomicat
Dec. 10th, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
What toppings would Jesus choose? That's beyond sick. Why is it that most athiests/agnostics seem to know the bible far better than most Christians? Hmmm, perhaps a close study of the bible raises doubts? I'd suggest the bit about tossing the money-lenders out of the temple for this one.
spottylogic
Dec. 10th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
I was a little surprised that Jesus provided us with a bounty of pepperoni and sausage (cloven-hoofed mammal) and ground beef (animal served with the milk of its mother? For shame!)

I'm thinking this was some sort of ironic commentary--or maybe, a symbol of His supreme forgiveness of our order.
atomicat
Dec. 10th, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
Maybe Leviticus went in for a re-write? Boy, this changes everything!
jlepp_journey
Dec. 11th, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)
Well then, I'd ask to talk to the cook. :)
kiwihedgie
Dec. 11th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
At least there will be enough to go around-
you're hilarious. Hilarious.
athene1765
Dec. 11th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised nobody yet has asked the question:

Does Christ make a good pizza?
spottylogic
Dec. 11th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
You know, tragically, it was nothing special, and the cheese fell off in places :( I do judge my personal saviors by their pizza-making skills, so I'm going to have to check out Bob now...
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