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Cadbury f*ck bunnies in stock!

Go thou to thine local Walgreens, Eckerds or other mass-market pharmacy, and looketh in the Easter Goods section for the fluffy white Cadbury bunny guarding a nest of shining, foil-wrapped eggs. If you presseth its paws, it clucks. It says "Buk, buk, buk."

However, the fine distinction between a labiodental fricative and a bilabial stop is lost on its widdle circuitry. If you don't know your linguistic jargon, sufficed to say, it does not say "buk, buk, buk." Close, though.

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spottedhyena
Feb. 19th, 2004 06:54 am (UTC)
It got one of those last year, except mine is brown.
spottylogic
Feb. 19th, 2004 08:15 am (UTC)
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The first year they came out the browns had a lower tone that sounded less obscene. I never invested in those.

spottedhyena
Feb. 19th, 2004 08:41 am (UTC)
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Mine sounds like a chicken ;?)
fairy_wench
Feb. 19th, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC)
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I have a brown one, it's plenty obscene, trust me....especially when your roommate sets it off right behind you when you're on the phone with your mother (and yes, it's loud enough as well...just barely, but it is)
vioxel
Feb. 19th, 2004 11:06 pm (UTC)
*imagines perv hanging out in the Seasonal isle*

"Yeah, baby, I'll stop your glottis any time."
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