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Hee hee...

So most of the "increase length, girth, have rock-hard erections that last for six weeks, destroy your female companion's fragile sanity with the sheer magnitude of your erection, leaving her gibbering and broken as her mind snaps in fierce orgasm..."

Ah...where was I going with this?

Oh, yeah. They usually have some sort of "clever" headline, sexual and theoreticaly exciting and provacative.

Todays was, Blow Up her Bedroom.

Huh. Okay.

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eris_star
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
It does seem a bit like whoever wrote that one had been reading a little too much H.P. Lovecraft, what with the gibbering and the destroying of fragile sanity.
spottylogic
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
No, no, that was my commentary, not the body text of the e-mail. Yes, I've definately read too much Lovecraft!
eris_star
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
Oh. Well now I'm kind of disappointed. I wanted there to be Elder Gods spam.
Oh my - I now have a vivid mental image of a can of Nyalehotep-flavored Spam.
I'm going away now...
paka
Nov. 7th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
Man, if you can blow up a bedroom with the sheer force of your orgasm alone, you've gotta have incredibly gigantic PC muscles. I'm imagining someone who walks funny because their PC muscles are like their biceps.
lunadude
Nov. 8th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
Since reading your posts on this, I've started paying attention.

Today I got "Bring your dragon to her grotto". Wow.
spottylogic
Nov. 10th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
I got "Blow Up her Sofa" today. I have NO idea what that means. Maybe it's an inflatable sofa. Or maybe this is a weird case of sofaphilia.
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