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Latest exchange with the Mistress--

I *knew* it.

"Can you find the latest version of the Competition text, and change the date on it and send it to me again?"

"No problem." (mouse to desktop.)

(Mistress looks at desktop with cute hyena cubs.) "Oh, how cute."

"Thanks, I've got kind of a collection going."

"I see." (pause) "They really aren't that cute."

exeunt mistress, pursued by a stare

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spottylogic
Mar. 18th, 2004 09:17 am (UTC)
It's not so much that this is new, it's that they make such a special effort to put the obvious hyena fan in his place. I wish I was more serious about the whole thing so I could be properly discriminated against :)
baktre
Mar. 18th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC)
YES THEY ARE!

It's the adult ones that get scary. :)
twistdbutterfly
Mar. 18th, 2004 01:32 pm (UTC)
Next time try looking her dead on in the eyes and saying with a straight face, "We don't like you either." I can almost guarantee that she'll leave you alone after that. Or at least avoid you ;)
flippantmoniker
Mar. 19th, 2004 05:19 am (UTC)
I'd say,

Neither is that corpse you parade around like some battle trophy from medieval Transyvalia.

vioxel
Mar. 20th, 2004 06:40 pm (UTC)
... I have no direct knowledge, but was that a crucifix reference? Or is there another corpse?
spottylogic
Mar. 22nd, 2004 05:58 am (UTC)
I think it was just strangeness...?
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