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There is a hidden, dark moon that astronomers have not been able to locate, and it circles the earth on a weekly basis. Its name is Awonawelone, and its strongest gravitational pull is on cotton fibers.

Well, I can't figure out any other reason why laundry previously piled in a basket is inevitably spread across the floor of my room in two days. I don't wear that many clothes.

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baktre
Apr. 14th, 2004 06:47 am (UTC)
Brownian motion?

That's a pretty name for a moon. :)
spottylogic
Apr. 14th, 2004 07:37 am (UTC)
Isn't it? It's an ancient god that inseminated the oceans to produce life.

God-spooge! I think God-spooge would really liven up Christianity, it's so sedate.
flippantmoniker
Apr. 14th, 2004 09:02 am (UTC)
God Spooge is naughty :)
spottylogic
Apr. 14th, 2004 09:45 am (UTC)
By definition, it can't be naughty. If God spooges, it was good.

squeakymaus
Apr. 14th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)

I thought god-cest was a taboo topic. Last story on that theme spawned a major world religion.
flippantmoniker
Apr. 15th, 2004 06:05 am (UTC)
BUT Naughty can be good at the same time *nodnonods* At least that's how I justify all *MY* sins.
poppinjaye
Apr. 15th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
Weird...vision is getting fuzzu. Jhjkejk alkuie8 kswjkajdklslja;lkfkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaw;jn;,n k,edsjhedcfz?
swartze
Apr. 15th, 2004 09:00 pm (UTC)
I'm crying right now. That's how beautiful God spooge is.
spottylogic
Apr. 16th, 2004 05:38 am (UTC)
Oh, yes.
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