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Latest audit figures--

Replaced brake light and wipers in 90 degree weather, armed with only a multitool. Threw away instructions and at least four bits of metal that didn't seem important. Everything works!

1 point, easy-moderate repair with adequete tools, +1 threw away instructions, +1 threw away bits of metal, +1 hostile conditions--bit of a stretch, but I didn't file when I replaced texasfanboy's alternator in July--can't pull the standard bonuses of "with beer" and "no shirt," and they standardized the "covered in grease" because of abuse in 2002. +4 points! W00t!

Current Music: "Abba Gold," -5 points. Damn.

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sdocat
May. 13th, 2004 02:20 pm (UTC)
I still think there needs to be a website where you redeem your manpoints for nifty prizes...

The fact that you cook gives you a constant drain of points, you know. You would need to kill things in order to get them all back.. (Roaches and bacteria don't count.)
spottylogic
May. 13th, 2004 04:40 pm (UTC)
What do you mean, killing roaches doesn't count? It's practically one per! Them's easy points. Mind, since I soak my entire house in four-month toxic death, I actually get a lot fewer points than I would if I did a more hunt-and-peck methodology. On the other hand...no roaches.

I don't even want to talk about my standard monthly deductions. That poetry degree costs.
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