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Jun. 17th, 2004

THIS DOCUMENT, INCLUDING ANY AND ALL ATTACHMENTS, CONTAINS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION INTENDED ONLY FOR THE USE OF CAREALOT, INC., AND ITS AFFILIATED COMPANIES INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE FOREST OF FEELINGS, LTD., OR BY PARTIES INVOLVED IN A CURRENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH CAREALOT ("AUTHORIZED PARTY"). IF THE RECIPIENT OF THIS MESSAGE IS NOT AN AUTHORIZED PARTY OR AN EMPLOYEE OF AN AUTHORIZED PARTY, YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT READING, DISCLOSING OR EXPLOITING THIS DOCUMENT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS DOCUMENT IN ERROR, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY RETURN IT TO THE SENDER AND DELETE IT FROM ANY DOCUMENT STORAGE SYSTEM.

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spotweld
Jun. 17th, 2004 11:17 am (UTC)
But what happens if you taunt it?
spottylogic
Jun. 17th, 2004 11:19 am (UTC)
Do not taunt the disclaimer.
kristov
Jun. 17th, 2004 12:28 pm (UTC)
FAILURE TO ABIDE BY THE ABOVE DISCLAIMER WILL RESULT IN A MEETING WITH EMPLOYEES OF FUZZY FOREST FRIENDS, LTD. (A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF CAREALOT, INC.) IN WHICH THE AFOREMENTIONED EMPLOYEES WILL FILL EVERY CRANIAL ORIFICE OF ALL OFFENDERS WITH A MIXTURE CONSISTING OF TWO PARTS SILLY PUTTY AND ONE PART TABASCO(TM) SAUCE.
the_october
Jun. 17th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
This is precisely why nobody ever talks to LegalHeart Weasel.
spottylogic
Jun. 17th, 2004 04:17 pm (UTC)
Bwah! I want one! His tummy emblem would be two hearts in a balance!
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