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Oopsie...

Small tactical error on the two-day voyage with bosses. A sniggerable offense, but I knew I'd screw up on the normalcy thing.

We're driving past Smithville, home of the Excalibur Faire, and I'm rambling about Renn Fests, talking about costumes, listing a few. Not really paying attention, when Boss #1 chimes in with "men in tights?"

"Yeah," I ramble on, still on autopilot. "Sometimes leather and chainmail, too."

Superego, noticing the strange texture to the following silence, kicks me in the rear. "Bustiers, on some of the girls, that's nice," I add.

...

The next day, bosses take me shopping to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Boss #2 gives me the lovely line about "you're a saint, my husband won't go shopping with me."

...

At the packaging material workshop. Boss #2 walks in wearing an ankle bracelet.

#1: "Doesn't that mean you're gay?"
#2: "I thought that was an earring."
#1: "Left side or right side? I think that means something."
#2: "Let's ask Jacob, he'll know!"

(blink, blink)

Anyway, sweet ladies. Almost clinically awkward moment, though.

Comments

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artfulreggie
Jul. 2nd, 2004 03:33 am (UTC)
*Snrk!*

The metamorphasis has begun.
spottylogic
Jul. 2nd, 2004 06:40 am (UTC)
I'm sure that's a funny site, but my server has locked me out of it :( Stupid fascist office internet software site blocker...
artfulreggie
Jul. 2nd, 2004 08:44 am (UTC)
Aw, foo. It's probably for the best. I doubt you'd have wanted that MP3 blaring from your cell.
spottylogic
Jul. 2nd, 2004 09:00 am (UTC)
I'll get it at home :)
spottylogic
Jul. 2nd, 2004 12:32 pm (UTC)
Ah, *that* song :) Three other people have blipped me that one when they found out I was having closet-related problems.

There will be no seeing of romantic comedies, thankyouverymuch. I draw the line at tragicomic, touching romances.
artfulreggie
Jul. 2nd, 2004 05:12 pm (UTC)
Dammit, Spotty. Does your obscurity know no bounds? :)
spottylogic
Jul. 2nd, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC)
Wooh, that looks cute, but I'd have to break my tragicomic romance vow :)
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