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Dear Mr. Williamson:

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our "Quality First!" on-line survey form. NorWell is excited to hear about your responses to your dining experience, and we hope you enjoyed your complimentary chocolate chip cookie!

We hope that we can improve our service to exceed your expectations. We notice you selected "adequete" on many sections of the service quality review, and we always seek to provide the highest quality dining experience for our customers. NorWell will examine your suggestions of

FIVE DOLLAR LAP DANCES;
LIVE GAME NIGHT;
"QUALITY FIST!" T-SHIRTS;
FURRIES' CHOICE NIGHT;
WET BUSINESS SUIT CONTESTS;
MORE BURNT TOAST, PLEASE;
JEFF STRYKER;
FUGU HIRE-ZAKE;
KILT DISCOUNTS;
PONY RIDES;
NOR-WELL FAN CLUB;
OFFICE CAFETERIA FIGHT SONG;
CHAMBER MUSIC;
GRILL-IT-YOURSELF DAY;


for their possible enhancement of your NorWell dining experience.

Thank you for your contribution!,
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NorWell/ViaCent Dining and Catering

Comments

( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
artfulreggie
Jul. 15th, 2004 09:29 am (UTC)
The ambiguity of "FURRIES' CHOICE NIGHT" both astounds and alarms me. You're one twisted lister.
spottylogic
Jul. 15th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)
Twisted Lister was my favorite band in high school! You've heard of them? :)
artfulreggie
Jul. 15th, 2004 10:19 pm (UTC)
What? You're kidding, right? In my day we had bands like A Perfect Circle and we were happy.
spottylogic
Jul. 16th, 2004 05:14 am (UTC)
Well, it *could* be a band.

Actually, there are five pages of hits for "Twisted Lister." Scary world.
spotweld
Jul. 15th, 2004 09:36 am (UTC)
The Kilt Discounts sound good.
spottylogic
Jul. 15th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
I've got mine!
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