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Strangely, after listening to my neighbor's dog barking from 7:PM to 7:30 AM, that's about as coherant as my own train of thought. Except for Marilyn and Waldorf, which I would have capitalized.

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artfulreggie
Jul. 23rd, 2004 11:15 am (UTC)
Somewhere in that prop closet of yours there must be a vorpal blade for just such an occasion.
jerseytude
Jul. 23rd, 2004 10:13 pm (UTC)
Catwoman
This thing is at 11% at Rotten Tomatoes and the *positive* reviews are touting that the only reason they gave it such positive ratings was because it was so bad as to be enjoyable.

We have got to get this on DVD when it comes out.
jerseytude
Jul. 23rd, 2004 10:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Catwoman
Catwoman is all the bad that Gigli promised to be and more. It's bad enough that not only are careers over, but somebody should be slapped.
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL

 "Halle just hacked a hairball all over the summer boxoffice. And it ain’t pretty."
-- David Foucher, EDGE BOSTON

"The Showgirls of superhero movies."
-- Robert K. Elder, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

"Have you heard the theory that an infinite number of monkeys working on an infinite number of typewriters, given an infinite amount of time will produce the complete works of Shakespeare?
Catwoman: One monkey, a burnt-orange crayon, and 5 minutes."

"I don’t care how hot Halle Berry may be, the costume is ridiculous in a still picture. This is what caused millions of fanboys and girls to simultaneously utter, “Are you kidding me?” when shots were first released to the public. When the wearer of the costume isn’t moving around it may as well be Ernest Borgnine wearing it (and there’s todays fun mental image. I can almost hear people shutting down their PCs after reading that)."

"One is tempted to say that ritual disembowelment is too good for those who have perpetrated this abomination on the comic book-loving movie-going public. But that would be hyperbole, if only barely."

"It remains to be seen whether Catwoman will do for Berry what Gigli did for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, but one thing is clear: compared to Catwoman's kitty chow, Gigli is caviar."

"...difficult to decide whether she's channeling Eartha Kitt or Pulp Fiction's The Gimp."
jerseytude
Jul. 24th, 2004 11:16 am (UTC)
Re: Catwoman
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