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While you wear them every one you meet will be marked upon the forehead with a letter indicating his or her character
Oranjestad, Aruba, po b 1200
All appeared mysteriously deserted The good will bear the letter 'G,' the evil the letter 'E'

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"I've been using your product for four months now! I've increased my length from 2" to nearly 6"! In my experience, that's a natural side effect of, or direct evidence of, arousal on the average male. I'm just sayin', is all. What, are they hyping porn? A hand job?

'Course, if this was aimed at the average teenager, you could sell, gosh, almost anything like that. Wallpaper. Bricks. Scooby Doo. Wait, I've said too much.

But that mysterious third paragraph, with the cryptic note about "The good bearing the letter 'G'," sounds like a quote from Revelations.

"Lo, the third angel shall bear a scroll, and he shall break the seal, saying 'it is time!', and everyone's moral character will be prominently displayed on their forehead..."

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spottedhyena
Aug. 1st, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
"Lo, the third angel shall bear a scroll, and he shall break the seal, saying 'it is time!', and everyone's moral character will be prominently displayed on their forehead..."

Except it will probably be in Aramaic and most of us won't know what the hell it means ;?)

squeakymaus
Aug. 1st, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
Aramaic
Actually, any person (traditionally any man) who has studied Gemarah will be able to read it, as will any scholar of Temple-era biblical lore, which increases the population of people hip to what it isays, since all educated Jewish men are exposed to at least a modicum of Gemarah, and some Protestant Christian sects are trying to lay claim to Jesus-era and pre-Jesus-era Judea/Israel/Palestine/Canaan
spottylogic
Aug. 1st, 2004 03:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Aramaic
Hey, Spotty? Have you met my friend Maus? :) Somebody get the number of the buick that ran over that joke :)
squeakymaus
Aug. 1st, 2004 06:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Aramaic
Sorry about that. Probably an uninformed and arrogant thing for me to say. I have been having discussions about Biblical Archaeology all day and part of yesterday, so my brain is in academic mode right now. I may wind up spending part of my summer vacation (over 2 and a half weeks, HOORAY!) reading up on various versions of the myths and history of Israel, pre second dyaspora. That is, if I can stand to read that much without getting burned out again. This will probably be followed by playing Diablo 2 and Neopets until my br@n3 leaks out my ears.
spottedhyena
Aug. 2nd, 2004 03:54 am (UTC)
Re: Aramaic
Sorry about that. Probably an uninformed and arrogant thing for me to say.

I didn't find it so.
spottedhyena
Aug. 2nd, 2004 03:50 am (UTC)
Re: Aramaic
That still leaves out the vast bulk of the human population ;?)
squeakymaus
Aug. 2nd, 2004 07:30 am (UTC)
Re: Aramaic
Vast bulk, yes, but it no longer becomes an insignificant number of people who would be able to read it. I would venture to guess about 1-2% of the population of hte world, possibly more.
fletcher
Aug. 1st, 2004 09:54 am (UTC)
"Lo, the third angel shall bear a scroll, and he shall break the seal, saying 'it is time!', and everyone's moral character will be prominently displayed on their forehead..."

...but only visible to the magic user who has cast 'detect alignment', or to priests and palladins of sufficiently high level.

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