Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic
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It's a metaphor, dumbass--


The series of images scrolling up the left side of the Vixen-Controlled Library could form the basis of a useful divinitory system, as soon as I work out what is signified by the conjunction of Leather-Clad Fox-Boy in Bondage and Busty Hermaphrodite, crossed by Angsty Skunk.

"This figure represents you."

"Less clothing. More muscles. Plus, his fur should be green."

"Metaphorically, dumbass."

"Huh?"

"It's a sustained symbol, a representation of your personality, which, in conjunction with other images, can be used to create an allegorical pattern describing your life and current events."

"Yeah, but...his fur's not green."

"Right. We'll photoshop it later. Okay, this next picture crosses you, it represents major obstacles in your path."

"That's a big one."

"Very big."

"Wouldn't that be kind of painful?"

"Only if he trips."

"Nice metal effects on the blade, though."

"Yeah, I like her work. Okay, the next image represents a future struggle. Kind of like a level boss."

"Eww! Female!"

(sigh) "Okay, look, we're talking about metaphor again, here."

"What does a sixty-foot naked tiger girl capable of devouring an entire horse by SITTING on it represent?"

"Loss?"

"Fair enough. Okay, what does the next one mean?"

"It's your destination, the end of your journey. Where your road ends, and when this story ties itself together."

"Ooh." (pause) "Can you e-mail that one to me?"
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