"Our perfume has real human sexual attractant in it."
"Pick up the opposite gender like a magnet press here."
"I'm proof against assassinsPerhaps you had an idea that when you had killed me you could rob me of my valuable possessions; but they wouldn't be a particle of use to a scoundrel like you, I assure you! Good morning Before the surprised and baffled scientist could collect himself sufficiently to reply, the boy was soaring far above his head and searching for a convenient place to alight, that he might investigate the charms of this famed city of Paris"
I LOVE this new literary spam :)