"Try Plexus, the Male enlarger"

Hmm. I've been pretty satisfied with 5'10" for a while now. I wouldn't mind being a little taller, as the token male I'm frequently called upon to reach the top shelves, and usually I have to climb on something to do that. So--

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Oh, that's what they meant. Wouldn't help with reaching the top shelves, though.