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They've reworked the leather utilikilt. Whimper. Whimper, whine. I have to check under the couch cushions for $750. Life is shallow and meaningless without COOL STUFF.


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Oct. 17th, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)


If you get one, don't come near me in it. You'd be in serious peril. *has requisite fangirl kilt fetish*
Oct. 18th, 2004 03:09 pm (UTC)
If I get one, I'm going to be reluctant to come near myself :) I may just pile all of my deer, pig and cowhide up on my bed and roll in stylish dead animal for a few days.
Oct. 19th, 2004 01:42 am (UTC)
So many very wrong mental images now... luckily I haven't watched THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK recently...
Oct. 19th, 2004 03:06 am (UTC)
* is cuddling with a black trenchcoat now, and will return to his regularly scheduled very wrong mental images shortly. Thank you.
Oct. 17th, 2004 10:46 pm (UTC)
Have I mentioned how utterly in love with you I am?

Oct. 18th, 2004 03:00 pm (UTC)
Hee hee...wait 'till I actually get the kilt :)

: is mildly embarrassed by the amount of black leather he's *already* accumulated...
Oct. 18th, 2004 03:20 pm (UTC)
A man with a large collection of black leather..... That's it. I must have you. You are now mine.
Oct. 18th, 2004 01:53 am (UTC)
Boy in black leather that laces, yummy!
Oct. 18th, 2004 03:11 pm (UTC)
*nod* Must lose that last 10 pounds before acquiring this particular kilt :)
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC)
Not if you get the "Beer Gut Cut" (+$25)

I am surprised, with all the comments there are here, that no one has mentioned this option yet! I've never heard of suck a thing!
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:29 pm (UTC)
It's for the very, very chubby--so round that the standard kilt cut rides up in front. I've eaten maybe a bit too much of my own cooking, but I'm still in the "basically healthy" size range.
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:40 pm (UTC)
I wasn't really suggesting that you NEED a Beer Gut Cut, silly. I mean that I'm surprised no one has mentioned its existence!

"suck a thing"? Man, I gotta start reading before I hit 'send'.
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:52 pm (UTC)
*whew* :) I dind't think so. I'd like to deny its existence, actually, it would make me happier. Particularly on the pretty leather accessory.
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:57 pm (UTC)
I wonder what will be next..."Ghetto booty cut"? "Flat ass cut"?? "Pendulous bosom cut"?!?
Oct. 18th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC)
On a kilt? Those are some seriously pendulous bosoms!
Oct. 18th, 2004 08:21 pm (UTC)
Or a seriously short torso...
Oct. 18th, 2004 03:28 am (UTC)
you know...
you know... w/ all the pictures of it, and a regular utilikilt to look at, that shouldn't be all too hard to make (especially w/ a sewing machine that comes w/ leather needles...) mwahahaha!
Oct. 18th, 2004 02:49 pm (UTC)
Re: you know...
Please, make me an offer, I'd throw money at you on this one...
Oct. 18th, 2004 05:42 pm (UTC)
Re: you know...
wait till we get further in winter and my fieldwork gets suspended... right now i'm up to my asshole in archaeology (and getting paid! can't forget getting paid!), but i'd be happy to work something out once i have a little bit more time on my hands!! (btw, do you have a reg. utilikilt to work off of?)
Oct. 18th, 2004 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: you know...
But of course, how can I have *more* utilikilts if I don't have *a* utilikilt? It's a tiny bit large for me (I did the measurement myself, which was probably a bad idea). Let me think on this a bit, and if you have any leatherwork that you've done for me to look at, that'd help a bit.
Oct. 18th, 2004 05:13 am (UTC)
You sure are reelin' in the ladies, spot... <.<

I wouldn't put my hand under your sofa to check for anything less than Jimmy Hoffa.
Oct. 18th, 2004 03:34 pm (UTC)
Weird, I usually just attract coyotes :)

Of course, the lesson from this is MORE KILTS! Conveniently, this is also the lesson from the sermon last weekend, Nathanial Hawthorn's "Young Goodman Brown," and the Dukakis/Reagan election. One sees what one wants to see in these things.
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