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Spam update: Gods, that sounds painful...

Get new ClALlS softtabs for R0CKHARD lNSTANT ERECTl0NS
Simply place HALF A PlLL under your tongue 5min before action,
for results that last all day.
All-day? That's a SELLING point? I don't want to be 14 again...


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Nov. 27th, 2004 03:48 pm (UTC)
Orders some RIGHT NOW
Nov. 27th, 2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
Whatever you serve for dinner Sunday, I'm not going to be involved in it. I think that's safest. I have pants I need to wear!
Nov. 28th, 2004 12:40 pm (UTC)
BUT BUT BUT It can be a .. a. HORROR D&D game!
and we'll ALL have vorpal javelins!!

Except they'd be javelines of Musky Pudding..
Nov. 27th, 2004 03:48 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, the result that lasts all day is the side effect of all other limbs also becoming turgid.
Nov. 27th, 2004 04:39 pm (UTC)
Or totally slack, and you have to spend the next 22.5-24 hours dragging yourself around the house in a most unconventional manner. It's really funny if you have a keyboard-intensive job.

If you REALLY wanted to go back to your other LJ icon, you know, you could :)
Nov. 27th, 2004 05:00 pm (UTC)
I'm totally with you on the icon thing.
Nov. 27th, 2004 05:02 pm (UTC)
(nods) That one looks a bit like was just bopped soundly on the forehead, or was feagued.

(VT, 1811 Dictionary of Modern Slang, such a useful word.)
Nov. 28th, 2004 12:44 am (UTC)
You know Roni still Fears being Feagued.

Nov. 28th, 2004 07:00 am (UTC)
Ba-zing. You really need to spend 10 minutes setting up filters. :]
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