Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic
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Rar!

Mighty Spotty, honored warrior,
File-builder, kitchen foe,
he has vanquished mildew buildup,
he has cleaned the tile and grout.
Noble Spotty, proud, pedantic,
did not run from dirty toilets,
did not fear the soapstain's pall.
Noble Spotty, son of Wiliam,
mighty lord of Texan blood,
son of white trash and oil money,
conquered he where others trembled,
even when his fingers ached,
his fingers burned by 409,
he has scoured Chukar's shower,
he has scrubbed the slick blue tile,
he the bathroom overcomes.

(in other words, the bathroom's clean :)
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