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Rar!

Mighty Spotty, honored warrior,
File-builder, kitchen foe,
he has vanquished mildew buildup,
he has cleaned the tile and grout.
Noble Spotty, proud, pedantic,
did not run from dirty toilets,
did not fear the soapstain's pall.
Noble Spotty, son of Wiliam,
mighty lord of Texan blood,
son of white trash and oil money,
conquered he where others trembled,
even when his fingers ached,
his fingers burned by 409,
he has scoured Chukar's shower,
he has scrubbed the slick blue tile,
he the bathroom overcomes.

(in other words, the bathroom's clean :)

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fletcher
Dec. 22nd, 2004 12:41 am (UTC)
Somewhere, Longfellow is contemplating posthumous legal action. Or giggling like an idiot.

Possibly both.

spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:26 am (UTC)
Someday I need to actually read "Hiawatha." I was going for more a norse thing, though.
kt_kat
Dec. 22nd, 2004 01:31 am (UTC)
You mean, the one everybody uses? *falls over*

Good job. *____*
spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:26 am (UTC)
*nodnod* We're expecting company thursday :)
lekythen
Dec. 22nd, 2004 03:10 am (UTC)
That's bloody brilliant. You have cheered me immensely, sir. I thank you.
spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
Glad to add cheer :)
baktre
Dec. 22nd, 2004 03:27 am (UTC)
Yay! Congrats!

Now get some good reading material in there :)
spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:25 am (UTC)
Porn!
poweroftiga
Dec. 22nd, 2004 04:58 am (UTC)
umm...
You made it an epic.. I too was planning on launching an assault on it but you turned it into a FRICKING EPIC! *laugh* I feel so.. Impotent.. :)
spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:25 am (UTC)
Re: umm...
Ah! The only appropriate response for that bathroom is hopeless defeat :) It's actually not shiny, so if you have some special grout-attacking substance, that might be in order :)
demoncougar
Dec. 22nd, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
I have to admit, I am bloody well awed at your ability to make a post about cleaning a bathroom interesting. Too cool!!!
spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 02:14 pm (UTC)
Yay :) It *was* interesting, though. I think I lost two pounds to aerobic scrubbing, and the stuff in the corner had unkind words to say about my activities.
aronal
Dec. 22nd, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)
You, sir, are a brave soul. I fear to scrub the grout in mine, for I might find the tiles are only held together by flimsy mold and the entire wall would crumble away at my touch. (It wouldn't be the first time)
spottylogic
Dec. 22nd, 2004 02:20 pm (UTC)
It's like a metaphor for life, really. Or possibly puppy love. Or the reunification of germany.
yarwick
Dec. 22nd, 2004 08:58 pm (UTC)
Now I want to see you get hold of Samuel Coleridge-Taylor's orchestral score and turn this into an MP3. ;)
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