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Spam Update:

lncrease your CUM VOLUME, and Orgasm Length

Well, that's important. I'd been wanting to update my professional development paperwork, and I'm sure ".8cc's more semen per ejaculation" would look good on my resume'. So to speak.

main benifits br> - The longest most intense Orgasms of your life
- Erctions like steel
Erctions? Oh, wait. I see what they're saying. You know, if you wrapped that in a copper wire coil and plugged in a 9v battery, you could use it to pick up paperclips. I saw this on Mr. Wizard.

- Enhancd libido/desire
- Stronger ejaculaton
Can be used to strip weather siding!

- Multiple 0rgasms
- Up to 5OO% more volume (cover her in it if you want)
? I'm not sure how she feels about this. It does make sleeping in the wet spot a bit more intimidating. There'd be tide pools.

- Studies show it tastes sweeter
This is what stopped me. I'm envisioning white-coated scientists with clipboards here. It's a very strange image. Was there a control group? Have we had rigorous scientific scrutiny? If so, there are some very libertine scientists out there. Wow. You'd think there'd be fewer people in the English department, if that's in the curriculum.

(and she'll thank you for it)
(once she towels off a bit, adjusts her hair, and replaces the drop tile ceiling panels)


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Jan. 21st, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
Tidepools? *shudders*

Never understood the whole appeal of gallons of semen all over the place. Ah well, whatever floats their boat...literally.
Jan. 21st, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
*hee* This has been one of my more anime spams to date :)
Jan. 22nd, 2005 09:00 am (UTC)
You're so funny :) You should be writing for one of those late night shows...I'm always so jealous of the people with those jobs.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 09:16 am (UTC)
I'm just glad my mailbox is stuffed with so much material to work with :)
Jan. 22nd, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
See, I never get any of this spam. Guess I'm just lucky. Though somehow I feel deprived when other people get to make fun of theirs!
Jan. 22nd, 2005 04:43 pm (UTC)
Hmm. Maybe you don't visit enough pron sights? Or have decent spam filters? Don't envy us, the spam-blessed...
Jan. 22nd, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
"Hey Spotty, was this cake icing hand made ?"
"He he .. yeah, you could say that"
Jan. 22nd, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC)
Yah! No biological cake toppings!
Jan. 23rd, 2005 07:00 am (UTC)
So, Doug Winger is wrighting spam now is he? So THAT's his day job!
Jan. 23rd, 2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
No, he did the 1NCREASE YOUR BREST SIZE x30! spam last month.
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