Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
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lncrease your CUM VOLUME, and Orgasm Length

Well, that's important. I'd been wanting to update my professional development paperwork, and I'm sure ".8cc's more semen per ejaculation" would look good on my resume'. So to speak.

main benifits br> - The longest most intense Orgasms of your life
- Erctions like steel
Erctions? Oh, wait. I see what they're saying. You know, if you wrapped that in a copper wire coil and plugged in a 9v battery, you could use it to pick up paperclips. I saw this on Mr. Wizard.

- Enhancd libido/desire
- Stronger ejaculaton
Can be used to strip weather siding!

- Multiple 0rgasms
- Up to 5OO% more volume (cover her in it if you want)
? I'm not sure how she feels about this. It does make sleeping in the wet spot a bit more intimidating. There'd be tide pools.

- Studies show it tastes sweeter
This is what stopped me. I'm envisioning white-coated scientists with clipboards here. It's a very strange image. Was there a control group? Have we had rigorous scientific scrutiny? If so, there are some very libertine scientists out there. Wow. You'd think there'd be fewer people in the English department, if that's in the curriculum.


DISCREET SAME DAY SHlPPING - TRY lT, YOU'LL L0VE IT!
(and she'll thank you for it)
(once she towels off a bit, adjusts her hair, and replaces the drop tile ceiling panels)
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