Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

Spam update:

Don't waste time, find profiles get together!, Close to 1 mill cheating house wives now online, and seeking
In your area today.

Why? Are they checking in my windows?

"Spotty, there's, like, 464,290 women outside. They want you to open up the venetian blinds a bit. Maybe squeeze one of them in for an affair."


"Looks like. They may just want to trade recipes, but, no, I'm thinking sex."

"Gosh. That's a lot of women."


"Well, housewives are women. I've heard, anyway. How can you tell?"

"One of them has a mop."

"Ooh. Bring that one in. We've got something scary and adhesive on the kitchen floor."


"I've been cooking again."

"No, she doesn't want to use the mop. She's, you know, a housewife. It's kind of a badge of office."

"Like a flannel shirt and suspenders?"

"Um...probably? Look, they're really making it hard to park. I mean, your car's out there already, you can't even drive it, and then, there's these four hundred thousand forty-somethings. They're all the way to the gas station."

"We're not going to have enough chairs!"

"This is accurate."

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