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Slowly killing our staff--

The office microwave, used by all the staff on this level, remains in a quiescent state as long as the door is closed, but when the door is open, the rotating tray spins, the fan blows, and it gives all the signs of being an active instrument of food preperation. When the door is open, mind. I think I might have received my daily dose of high-frequency radiation.


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Sep. 10th, 2003 06:02 pm (UTC)
Easy way to tell:

Toss a fork in there. Hell, if it's so broken that it's on with the door open, it needed replacing anyway.

Besides, you KNOW you've always wanted to...

Sep. 10th, 2003 07:09 pm (UTC)
Oh jeez
Dammit, man. I hope you're not pregnant.

Sep. 10th, 2003 07:40 pm (UTC)
Re: Oh jeez
(blink) Yes, I hope so too :)
Sep. 10th, 2003 10:06 pm (UTC)
I've read that exposure to microwaves will eventually turn your eye goo white, just like a boiled egg.

Um. Just so you know.
Sep. 10th, 2003 11:37 pm (UTC)
Look at the bright side...
Maybe you'll develop superpowers!
Sep. 11th, 2003 01:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Look at the bright side...
After a freak accident involving half a mug of lukewarm coffee and a broken microwave he became...DECAF MAN! Able to move at half the speed of a normal person, but only in the morning...
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