My sister was going to go to Port Aransas (the best of the dubious Texas beaches) for Spring Break.

So, this morning, she left her dog in my back yard.

Then she decided she WASN'T going to the beach, so she sent her boyfriend to pick up the dog.

During this one day, this one fairly brief time, our old, 10-year-old labrador, ATE the back door. The metal's bent, and most of the screen is missing.

This is dumb...