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Do you ejaculte before or after few minutes of penetration?
Then you MUST read this important new information!

At last something can be done against this embarssing problem
which leads to discomfort even in long established relationships.
If you are man enough to read on... go here.

"Honey...we have to talk."

"Gods, I've been dreading this conversation."

"We can get through this, but we can't skip around it. Openness and honesty are so important in a relationship."

"Okay. I can handle this. Go on."

"I'm not feeling fulfilled in bed."

(sigh) "I've been picking that up, I know."

"When we have sex, you always come either before or after a few minutes of penetration."

"Uh...yes, I guess I do. How else should I come?"

"Oh. I hadn't thought of that. Within a few minutes. Not too much, not too little. Just a few. In fact, exactly a few."

"So that's two, or three?"

"Just a few. You're just making this difficult."

"Well, if I need to start my stopwatch just before we go to work, I want to know what to set it for."

"Well...three, then."
I'm actually disturbed by the fact that there are over 3600 sites that mention "ejaculte."


( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 23rd, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
If there is a problem a few minutes *BEFORE* penetraition, all I can say is that is some FINE foreplay :)

Q: What is the percentage of men who suffer premature ejaculation ?
A: 0% No man *suffers* from it
Mar. 23rd, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
*snerk* :)
Mar. 23rd, 2005 09:28 pm (UTC)
Snicker. Valid point.
Mar. 23rd, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
...Synchronized ejaculations?
Mar. 24th, 2005 09:27 am (UTC)
This brings up images of some very interesting synchronized swimmers.

You know how they have those big smiles? A number of fellows in a circle could perhaps make a sort of fountain effect...

...I'll stop. For my own sanity :)
Mar. 23rd, 2005 05:29 pm (UTC)
There are 316,000 for 'masterbate'.
Sex and literacy have never been the best partners.

Mar. 23rd, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
CUTE icon!! Wow...
Mar. 24th, 2005 08:28 pm (UTC)
Thanks! It's from 'The Runaway Wolf Cub', that book I had at Wingnight a few months ago.
Mar. 23rd, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
True enough. PArticularly when dealing with the wide, wide world of dictionary/keyword evasions.
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