Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic
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I need a new icon for my "spam updates..."

"The Extender" has taken natural penis enlargement to the privacy
of the home adding both penis length and girth to your penis. It
has also been medically proven to correct penile curvature.
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"I'm pretty sure of this one."

"You were pretty sure of the last one, too. Do you remember the nice lady, the hospital trip, and the 'erection of steel'? Seriously, those adds, they're not good for you."

"Okay, granted. That was embarrassing."

"And the time took so many stamina enhancers that you had to call in sick to work? You had a tent so big you could take it camping."

"Yeah, well, it didn't say not to mix them on the label."

"There wasn't a label. There was an advertisement for viagra taped to a bottle of Gerber baby food. And shall we talk about the 'horny housewives' website?"

"Please don't go there."

"It's for the good of the people. I think she was a man."

"She wasn't a man. She was Barbara, and she was a lonely housewife seeking love and maybe some action. Advertisements don't lie, that'd be illegal."

"You don't know she wasn't a man. You slammed the door and said your name was Kamal, and you were a Hindu monk on a vow of chastity."

"Can we talk about something else?"

"Okay, why's this the big thing you've been waiting for?"

"This time, it's guaranteed to add penis length to my penis."

"Huh?"

"Well, it'd be really, well, just weird, if it added, like, toe length or face length to my penis. And it'll get rid of that unsightly curvature."

"I think it's supposed to be curved. It's better for holding up your towel."

"No. Curves are out. Women, they want a nice, perfectly straight, 12 or so inches, and like three inches wide."

"If you ever actually talk to one, let me know..."
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