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How would *you* fill in that sentence?

I have very poor vision. So I listen to lasik eye surgery commercials pretty intently.

This one indicated a very limited scope. A tiny little worldview fraught with immeasurable molehills.

"Nothing ruins a great day at the beach as fast as going into a hot room and your glasses fogging up."

*raises hand at the back of the class*

"Yes?"

"Ooh! An unfounded presupposition, maam?"

"Very good."

"Nothing ruins a great day at the beach as fast as...
1) killer bees.
2) luridly fat American tourists making sweaty love, mingling their combined juices with the sea foam.
3) oil slicks.
4) burning oil slicks.
5) a jelly fish to the groin.
6) one bad hot dog.
7) an atomic bomb test.
8) finding out why they call them "nurse sharks."
9) discovering you've found the nude beach, on "gay day" (which, for some people, might be quite charming, one statement in ten and all)
10) having your seaside assignation interrupted at a critical juncture by an inquisitive 3-year-old.

Anyway...one could go on, but one is noticing it's almost midnight...

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hyaenidae
May. 18th, 2005 11:12 pm (UTC)
#2 unless the two individuals happen to end up with #5 then it's a good day at the beach (for me).
However...
Nothing can ruin a day at the beach when you run across someone like Lola!
spottylogic
May. 19th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
Awwww....Lola's cute!
hyaenidae
May. 21st, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Not my dog but just a random one I found on the beach and sooo photogenic inbetween vibrating randomly. :D
fairy_wench
May. 19th, 2005 09:48 am (UTC)
Lola is quite possibly the cutest thiing I've seen all day... yay!
hyaenidae
May. 21st, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you :>
kt_kat
May. 19th, 2005 02:49 pm (UTC)
"Nothing ruins a great day at the beach as fast as..."
A crab to the toe.(or finger)
Seweed in the swim-trunks.
Saltwater up your nose.(eyes, or mouth, too)
Being "bombed" by gulls.
Your beach umbrella or floatie-raft-thingie flying away in the oceanside wind.

Need...to...make...it...to...beach...*gaspdeath*
vermillionfox
May. 19th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
..Leshmaniasis!
..deciding if you should wait in line at the portapotty, or use the ocean.
..sand ninjas
..stepping on a loaded diaper



(oh and lol@the icon, I had a teacher that went to the Oatmeal festival every year and regaled in the tales)
spottylogic
May. 19th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
...How many tales can you have about the oatmeal festival?!?
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