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I cut myself while slicing and peeling a bunch of melons for a summer solstice ritual.

Right there, that should be enough to get me at least some crappy plant-related powers.


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Jun. 21st, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
Yeah, but are you really sure you want 'melon' related powers... you could end up working at Hooters for all the wrong reasons.
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:15 am (UTC)
"Concussive Breasts" was written up in the second edition of that lovely beer and pretzles game, "Stuperpowers." so, I guess I'd have to say no.
Jun. 21st, 2005 09:27 am (UTC)
*looks down*

So that's how I got stuck with those!
Jun. 21st, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
I'm afraid they have to be radioactive melons in order for you to get any really cool powers. But you still retain the ability to cook yummy vegetarian-friendly meals :)
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:10 am (UTC)
I agree. Photosynthesis is highly overrated.
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:16 am (UTC)
Plus, it's not easy being green.
Jun. 21st, 2005 10:44 am (UTC)
Yeah, but maybe you could gain the ability to send out runners and sprout more Jacobs. A whole army of plant-based English majors, scary thought.
Jun. 21st, 2005 11:22 am (UTC)
But think how grammatically correct :)
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:15 am (UTC)
You don't know! They might have been radioactive, I didn't get them from the "organic" section...
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:30 am (UTC)
Honeydew try to control yourself; you cantaloupe without the neighbors getting suspicious ;)

Better to have nothing than to receive bad melon puns!
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:39 am (UTC)
Ouch! I've been fruit-punned :) You must save those up!
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
But then they rot and start to reek...
Jun. 21st, 2005 10:30 am (UTC)
As if they didn't already :)

Jun. 24th, 2005 04:07 am (UTC)
Hay! Plant powers aren't crappy!!
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