I know it's not actually a portent of the end of the world, but Badger has a date :) The third seal is actually *me* having a date, and something about a third of the waters, blood, yadda yadda. It was so cute, though, he was sitting at the kitchen table (which was clean, my mother came over to watch "28 days later" with us after her date got grossed out 20 minutes into it), fretting over the perfect dinner plans, going over and over his list to see if he forgot something (both of them, apparently, are carnivores living with vegetarians, it sounds perfect). Mostly, it was a visual gag, though, because Badger has BRIGHT BLUE HAIR.
Hmm, if the blue cut out on his printer, he'd be bald.
I think I'll make them a pumpkin pie, I've got the ingredients lying around. The world would be a slightly better place if Badger dated more.
La la, talking about my roommates behind their back :)