Office luau and hawaiian shirt contest. As long as I know the rules, I can compete, but this was a *costume* contest! Grr. I could have gone all-out, I've got a grass skirt, ukulele, and no sense of shame...Oh, well, it went to one of the other office queers, so at least it stayed in the family. How can I compete with someone who dresses as a mixed drink?
BTW: Actual, on-the-shell coconut should not be eaten with plastic knife. Don’t worry, bleeding is minimal.