February 19th, 2004

[fades] browns and reds

Cadbury f*ck bunnies in stock!

Go thou to thine local Walgreens, Eckerds or other mass-market pharmacy, and looketh in the Easter Goods section for the fluffy white Cadbury bunny guarding a nest of shining, foil-wrapped eggs. If you presseth its paws, it clucks. It says "Buk, buk, buk."

However, the fine distinction between a labiodental fricative and a bilabial stop is lost on its widdle circuitry. If you don't know your linguistic jargon, sufficed to say, it does not say "buk, buk, buk." Close, though.
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