April 16th, 2004

[fades] browns and reds

Bastards!

Someone came in and changed my home page from Google to the company webpage! Not even the home page, but the international, and therefore entirely useless, home page! Grrr...
[fades] browns and reds

Process:

1. Take slightly stale half-bagel (split along its equator).
2. Apply cream cheese to half of bagel. Fold together to approximate a vertical-axis-split half-bagel, with cream cheese. Squeeze to secure.
3. Put down and ignore.
4. Be somewhat surprised when bagel snaps open and flings itself to the floor.
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