July 14th, 2004

[fades] browns and reds

"Napolean Dynamite"

Is like putting a malfunctioning soldering iron up your nose and plugging it in--it never gets dangerously hot, but it's very painful.

Is like flossing continually for an hour and a half.

Is like being beaten black and blue with cooked pasta.

I think I *almost* enjoyed it, so far as dork movies go it's very good, just not entertaining. But I sure do wish I'd payed $3.50 instead of $8. I'm going to go stare at the venetian blinds now.