August 16th, 2004

[fades] browns and reds

Strange bumpersticker:

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We are female.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated!
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Crap, they're recruiting? Scary world.

"Your gender uniqueness will be added to the collective. In time, the collective will be able to open pickle jars."

Not to be too offensive, my gender's primary purpose is propagation and opening pickle jars.
[fades] browns and reds

(no subject)

Did I hear that correctly? I’d swear that in an article on Ethnic Tootsies, the BBC’s correspondent is named “Ground Ferret.” That can’t be right. No part of this can be correct.