September 6th, 2004

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Spam Update:

"Try Plexus, the Male enlarger"

Hmm. I've been pretty satisfied with 5'10" for a while now. I wouldn't mind being a little taller, as the token male I'm frequently called upon to reach the top shelves, and usually I have to climb on something to do that. So--

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Oh, that's what they meant. Wouldn't help with reaching the top shelves, though.
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Discussing Badger's birthday--

Buttefly: "Of course, it's not really a surprise party, since we're talking with you."

Spotty: "Except for the dancing girl jumping out of the barbeque pit. In a hurry."

Badger: "She'd have to be pretty small. Probably Asian."

Spotty: "And with an asbestos thong."

Butterfly (faining offense) "What is it with guys and Asian girls?"

Badger: "They'd fit in the barbeque."
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At least I waited until after everybody had a slice before dropping Badger's birthday cake upside down onto a footstool :(