January 24th, 2005

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AAAIGGH!

So I'm going to make my sister's birthdya cake, and I get off work at 3:30 to do it, dash home, get shopping list, go to the store, get back at 4:00, start cooking, and ALL MY CAKE PANS are mysteriouslyh gone and it's not like anyone bakes here except me! So I use a bundt pan--and you know how sometimes things just go wrong because you're frantic and stupid? Nope, my bundt is leaking!!! Argh! The_october says I need a bundt plug. This is rediculous!
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Wow!

I SO botched my baking roll! The interior of the cake was molten slag, with a thick exterior that had partially egg-batter seperated so it tasted like custard. I cut some of the edges off and scooped a little of the german chocolate cake frosting over them, but the entire thing overall looks like some bizaare experiment, with a cake-cave and an interior lake! I'd be embarrassed, except for the circumstances...
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