January 26th, 2006

[fades] browns and reds

My Best Girl Scout Cookie Story:

Small Girl Scout Creature, lurking outside grocery store, Maybe Age 8: "Would you like to buy a box of girl scout cookies?"
Cheapskate Hyena: "No, thank you. They contain hallucinogens."
Small Girl Scout Creature: "That's why we sell so MANY of them."
Mom: "Eeek!"