May 7th, 2008

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Saw my first firefly last night whilest doing some garden stuff :)

On other news, my spam for the day was "Tent your trousers with your new rod." I'm not entirely certain that's a selling point, it's usually considered something of an embarrassment, except in very specific circumstances.
hyena spam

Mysteries of Spam:

Gain Mega Huge Dimensions!

Bring your dying relationships back to life by increasing your main love tool!
This change in your life will drive your lassie back to you! [link]

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Well, this just works on so many levels. I was stopped immediately by the possibility of gaining dimensions. I always thought my talents as a despot were wasted on one dimension. Then I realized, "oh, wait, they're talking about penises." I'm so slow in the morning.

This raises other questions. What, if anything, is one's secondary love tool? Is it battery-powered? And I can't help, whenever I see the word lassie--maybe it's because I'm a furry, maybe it's because it's a dead obvious joke--I think of a standard collie.

The filter-spoofing text at the end is kind of intriguing. It's sort of a cosmic government conspiracy spy novel introduction, but with dinosaurs.

Thank you, spam!
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Shameless flattery--

I've built two small herb beds in the front yard, trimmed the hedges, and pruned both crepe myrtles.

Perhaps in order to permanently endear herself to me, and maybe win a regular supply of cakes and cookies, my nextdoor neighbor asked, "Who does your landscaping?"

Happiness, you are an insincere compliment :)
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