Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic


Me: "There's six book packages, four Rigby, two Steck packages."

Rep: "Do they all have the same ordering number?"

Me: "No, six different numbers. There's the four Rigby numbers, and two Steck numbers."

Rep: "So the (name of Rigby package) contains Steck products?"

Me: "No, the Rigby packages only contain Rigby product. The steck product is in the steck packages."

Rep: "There aren't any steck packages."

Me: "There are, there are two of them. I promise."

Rep: "No there aren't. Where are they on this promotional piece?" (referencing the main catalog of all our product)

Me: "Turn the page."

Rep: "Oh. There they are."

Me: "Are you prepared to acknowledge my ultimate authority and superiority now?"

Rep: "Yes, lord. What sacrifices do you command?"

Me: "Young maidens. I'm not really sure what I'd do with them, but it's traditional."

Rep: "I tremble in fear before you."

Me: "Do not question me again."
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