Rep: "Do they all have the same ordering number?"
Me: "No, six different numbers. There's the four Rigby numbers, and two Steck numbers."
Rep: "So the (name of Rigby package) contains Steck products?"
Me: "No, the Rigby packages only contain Rigby product. The steck product is in the steck packages."
Rep: "There aren't any steck packages."
Me: "There are, there are two of them. I promise."
Rep: "No there aren't. Where are they on this promotional piece?" (referencing the main catalog of all our product)
Me: "Turn the page."
Rep: "Oh. There they are."
Me: "Are you prepared to acknowledge my ultimate authority and superiority now?"
Rep: "Yes, lord. What sacrifices do you command?"
Me: "Young maidens. I'm not really sure what I'd do with them, but it's traditional."
Rep: "I tremble in fear before you."
Me: "Do not question me again."