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In the second level staff refrigerator there is an uncovered plate of raw chicken thighs.

I think of myself as fairly creative, but I can't come up with any reason for this to be in there. It's not like there's a single cooking implement besides the microwave. Unless you got real creative with the burners on the coffee pot.


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Oct. 17th, 2003 05:13 pm (UTC)
10 Possible solutions:
1. Someone is keeping a feral cat in their office.

2. One of your coworkers actually plans on cooking it, using some combination of the microwave, the coffee burner, and perhaps the bottom of an Apple laptop.

3. They have to thaw the chicken for dinner and don't trust whoever's at home.

4. Someone has invented a raw version of the Atkins diet.

5. It's intended for bait for whatever is *really* for dinner.

6. Someone has figured out a way to reverse the properties of the refrigerator.

7. One coworker "accidentally" ate someone else's cooked chicken the other day. He/she ran by the grocery store to replace it, but didn't have time to prepare it, and hopes that the original owner won't notice.

8. It's being used to smuggle diamonds.

9. Someone is training to be a nurse, and is regularly injecting the raw chicken, for practice.

10. It's an art project.

Oct. 17th, 2003 05:25 pm (UTC)
Perhaps it's for a morale-building 'raw meat fight' later on?
Oct. 17th, 2003 05:34 pm (UTC)
Okay, you two, I'll conceed, there are many possible reasons for storing raw chicken in the staff refrigerator. My favorite is the "bait" theory. They're probably trying to lure someone downstairs from Design. I understand they like carrion in Design.

Over-the-wall cubical conversation:

Robin: "I wonder where the phrase 'Swing a dead cat' came from?"
Spotty: "Middle English courtship rituals."
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