Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic
spottylogic

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Finally, hyena-targeted spam!

There are plenty of lines I fine slightly disturbing. I'm not really certain about harder erections. That could get dangerous. Possibly brittle.

And is "you can get it back up again...until you are too sore to carry on" a threat? What if you're finished? Worse, what if you're finished, and you're used to sleeping on your stomach? You'd look like a suspension bridge, but with more body hair.

But that last line...any takers? Whose woman needs a harder erection?

*shudder*
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PS:

"Thank you Peniss Enhancmeent Patch for enriching my marriage through an enhanced sexaul relationship. My wife has become so much more interested in sex and now often initiates."

-Ernesto Rutledge
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There is no sentance that wouldn't benefit from the addition of the fragment "small boys into the arts of love."
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