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Amazing news for all men!

Get ready for love in just 15 minutes
Increase sex drive and get you in the mood
Harder erections
After eating one tablet you can easily get erect anytime you like for 2 days
Even if you have no trouble getting an erection, you can have sex for hours
- you can get it back up again and again until you are too sore to carry on!
Lots of different yummy flavours that taste great while you kiss!
Works on women too!
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There are plenty of lines I fine slightly disturbing. I'm not really certain about harder erections. That could get dangerous. Possibly brittle.

And is "you can get it back up again...until you are too sore to carry on" a threat? What if you're finished? Worse, what if you're finished, and you're used to sleeping on your stomach? You'd look like a suspension bridge, but with more body hair.

But that last line...any takers? Whose woman needs a harder erection?


"Thank you Peniss Enhancmeent Patch for enriching my marriage through an enhanced sexaul relationship. My wife has become so much more interested in sex and now often initiates."

-Ernesto Rutledge
There is no sentance that wouldn't benefit from the addition of the fragment "small boys into the arts of love."


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, god, I'm laughing so hard from that.

Isn't usually a prolonged erection a BAD thing? All those commercials for Viagra and shit tell you to see a doctor if you stay hard all day long.

And, I don't think a penis of steel would be a good thing. It would be like "Sorry honey, but you'll have to wear that eye patch since I missed and took out your eyeball!" ~shudder~

Also, it depends on the "woman" if the erection is a bad or good thing. >_>

Yum for differant flavors. O_o;

(PS: Ernesto needs to use a dictionary-o.)
Oct. 27th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
Yeah, Ernesto...he's not one of life's natural spellers. Differant flavors would be like melan, bananana, maybe choclate. Mmm!

"Doctor...my erection shattered."
Oct. 27th, 2005 01:29 am (UTC)
Miss me?
Oct. 27th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
Re: ....
Oh, hi! How are you doing?
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