The office is having a "crazy shoe" contest. So I went home for lunch. I am now wearing a red velvet button-down shirt with a slightly eye-mangling wavy-line burnout, black slacks--and Those Shoes.
Patent leather blue and white wingtips. The toe narrows to a 45 degree point. They're shiny. There's a fleur-de-lis design picked out on the toe in ventillation holes. They're painful, but not so painful for me as for any witnesses. I think I lost six man-points trying to pick out a coat. Thank the gods I'd been barbequing all week, it'll bring up the difference for my audit.
Anyway, 3:00 is the judging. Cross your fingers, and may God have mercy on my sole.
Spotty
Patent leather blue and white wingtips. The toe narrows to a 45 degree point. They're shiny. There's a fleur-de-lis design picked out on the toe in ventillation holes. They're painful, but not so painful for me as for any witnesses. I think I lost six man-points trying to pick out a coat. Thank the gods I'd been barbequing all week, it'll bring up the difference for my audit.
Anyway, 3:00 is the judging. Cross your fingers, and may God have mercy on my sole.
Spotty
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Two puns in one day :?)
eeeeughghghhgghhhhhh!!!!
Set on ground and STEP AWAY!!!
Even coming from someone who likes to pretend he rolls in dead things, that's just NASTY.
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