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Insensible Shoes--

The office is having a "crazy shoe" contest. So I went home for lunch. I am now wearing a red velvet button-down shirt with a slightly eye-mangling wavy-line burnout, black slacks--and Those Shoes.

Patent leather blue and white wingtips. The toe narrows to a 45 degree point. They're shiny. There's a fleur-de-lis design picked out on the toe in ventillation holes. They're painful, but not so painful for me as for any witnesses. I think I lost six man-points trying to pick out a coat. Thank the gods I'd been barbequing all week, it'll bring up the difference for my audit.

Anyway, 3:00 is the judging. Cross your fingers, and may God have mercy on my sole.

Spotty

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spottedhyena
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:02 pm (UTC)
and may God have mercy on my sole.

Two puns in one day :?)
spottylogic
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:06 pm (UTC)
You don't know me very well, do you?
spottedhyena
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:13 pm (UTC)
I've only just started following your journal ;?) The hyena butter cookie pun was brilliant, esoteric admittedly, but still brilliant.
spottylogic
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:18 pm (UTC)
Ach, don't feed my ego. It's only barely under my control as it is.
spottedhyena
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:35 pm (UTC)
Are you afraid it might turn into a superego? ;?)
spottylogic
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:37 pm (UTC)
Damn.
Walked right into that one.
spottedhyena
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Damn.
I'm not above making bad jokes ;?)
baktre
Oct. 24th, 2003 07:16 pm (UTC)
Hyena butter cookies?!?!?!?

eeeeughghghhgghhhhhh!!!!

Set on ground and STEP AWAY!!!

Even coming from someone who likes to pretend he rolls in dead things, that's just NASTY.
spottylogic
Oct. 24th, 2003 07:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the joke started getting acutely nauseating round about 11:00...
spottedhyena
Oct. 25th, 2003 10:50 am (UTC)
Well, that is the purpose of hyena butter after all, to make everybody else go "eeew gross" and leave ;?)
(Anonymous)
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:50 pm (UTC)
JPEG! JPEG!
Want picture of shoes :-)
spottylogic
Oct. 24th, 2003 07:30 pm (UTC)
Re: JPEG! JPEG!
Frickin' masochists--hope this link works--
ftp://ftp.broussard-sa.net/jacob/spots/godawful.jpg
baktre
Oct. 24th, 2003 07:12 pm (UTC)
If there is ANYONE there who can seriously compete with you then I'm very, very worried. :)
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